i think my mom watched the whole time
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
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