You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
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Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
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Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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