I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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