You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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