weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
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I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
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Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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