My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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