I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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