if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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