worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
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