Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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