Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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