Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
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I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
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I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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