i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
Randomize