Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
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I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
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I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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