ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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