We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
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I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
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Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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