if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
i can't believe i had my finger in that
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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