Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
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To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
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Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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