let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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