why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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