have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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