To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
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If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
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you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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