Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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