you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
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