And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
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my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
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My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
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