ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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