In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
