My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Do plants get herpes?
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