he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
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Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
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Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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