He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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