Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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