dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
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