just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
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he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
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You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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