with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
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I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
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Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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