We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
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