And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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