I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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