Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
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