If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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