you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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