Don't you send me to vm
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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