I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
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Naked Twister starts at high noon
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
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I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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