That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
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That's science, my friend. Boner science.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
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No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Ladies don't puke and tell
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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