And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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