We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
The adults are the big ones right?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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