All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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