shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
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Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
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Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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