i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
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The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
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As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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