two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I need to sanitize my soul.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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