i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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