Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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