whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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