My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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