You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
i need some magic done to my vagina
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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