the new term for farting is butt boxing.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
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I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
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I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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