She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
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I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
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Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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