Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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